It is when you jizz but it comes out lumps instead of a continuous flow. Once you know you have jelly bean jizz instead of normal jizz you can eat different foods to change the colour of your jizz so the lumps like colourful jell beans.
Person 1: Wow, look at these jelly beans, they're sooo tasty
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz
by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 17, 2016
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