Jelnock 

gay man on a tiny bicycle

Jelnock: hellloooo sailors!

Jelnock by hurfdurfIV February 1, 2009

Jelnock 

A big, dirty man who trades his offspring for oatcakes.

Jelnock: "Oi'll give thee two bairns for 4 oatcakes, oi will."

Shop Owner: "CHILDREN ARE NOT CURRENCY."

Jelnock by ARABARAB April 5, 2009

Jelnock 

The very idea of Jelnock himself goes beyond definition. All that is currently known about the sexy beast is that he is the child of Chuck Norris and Superman and that he made a man's head explode just by looking at him.

Crowd of women: It's Jelnock!
Jelnock: Alright ladies, you know the rules, six at a time now.

Jelnock by dbaaievkdr April 5, 2009