Jehovahs Atheist 

A know-it-all blowhard atheist who has managed to become as obnoxious as a Jehovah's Witness with their anti-evangelical mission to use big words like SCIENCE and LOGIC and REASON to prove whatever they say is true. (i.e. "You should have sex with me because I am Pro-Science, if you don't then you are a stupid religious bigot who believes in creationism and or molesting children!") Jehovah's Atheists usually don't come to your door but they are all over Facebook carefully reading your sentences, making sure there are no hidden theistic undertones, which would require they set you straight immediately. Because obviously, if you are not in complete agreement with Dawkins, Hitchens, and the 19-year-old dude on the Internet who makes atheist memes all day long, you are a bible-humping closeted Christian.

"Oh God, I accidentally said God in a colloquial context. Here come the Jehovahs Atheists to tell me why I should not believe in God. Oh crap, I said God again! Oh no, they're here! Hello...Yes...yes...okay...yes...hey look my new Jehovah's Atheist friend, I really have to go to work now....but....yes...yes...I know, I know about Bill Nye and Ken Ham...yes I know there is no heaven and hell and if there was that would make God really mean...yes...yes...okay, fine. Fine. Please, yes, give that YouTube link so I can educate myself. Can I go now?!"

Jehovahs Atheist by AttemptedRapture February 23, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016