Jeff bezos is a fat greedy fire breathing reptile, who enjoys frolicking In vast fields of gold and oppressing the working class. This destructive and evil creature is a manifestation of pure greed, caring nothing for anyone but himself and not caring who he hurts. This creature does not obey any laws and instead does anything in the pet suit of more treasure to horde
Jeff bezos is tearing down a historic bridge to make way for his giant money raft of working class subjugation.
by Le potat March 16, 2022
A term to describe someone who is doing something to stop a group of people from being happy yet is completely oblivious to why everyone hates them
Person 1: person 2, you're doing a Jeff bezos
Person 2: i don't fuckin know what that means, just go home, nobody likes you
Person 2: i don't fuckin know what that means, just go home, nobody likes you
by Mega-blongus September 17, 2021
Basically doctor evil I mean the both have penis rockets and are bald and are based in Washington state
Man 1: Did you see Amazon is marking a penis rocket
Man2: god damnit jeff bezos stop trying to be doctor evil
Man2: god damnit jeff bezos stop trying to be doctor evil
by Almosteverythingcomics December 16, 2022
by Dababy sitter November 28, 2020
This Dimension's Lex Luthor
by Pengmaeda August 22, 2021
When you take a little bit of shrooms and you get kinda high but don’t actually go to space. As opposed to Neil Armstronging it the whole way.
by Cowboy_wayne August 28, 2021
by Jesus McNugget July 08, 2017