A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.
"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."
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by Sensible Patriot November 20, 2018
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Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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When two or more people of the same gender engage in sexual activity with each other while consuming copious marijuana.
"Jeffing" or "down to Jeff" or "doing a Jeff" .
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" Whose down for a Jeff Session?"
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"It has been weeks since my last Jeff Sessions"
" I have been know to go HAM in Jeff Sessions."
"Its weed and gay sex with you all day- all you ever have on your mind is Jeff Sessions"
"Last night at The Greasy Butthole Club in Denver we had us some real deep Jeff Sessions."
" Whose down for a Jeff Session?"
"What bruh? You gay too? You 420? Word we need to be enjoying Jeff Sessions together !"
"It has been weeks since my last Jeff Sessions"
" I have been know to go HAM in Jeff Sessions."
"Its weed and gay sex with you all day- all you ever have on your mind is Jeff Sessions"
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