Jedi mind trick

A method of persuasion that works as well on Earth between Star Wars Fans as it does in the greater Galactic Empire. SW fans will go against their better judgment to participate in the trick.

True Story:

Video Store Clerk: I see you are renting Episode I.
Renter: You will not charge us for this rental.
Video Store Clerk: I will not charge you for this rental.
Renter: And you will waive our late fee from last week.
Video Store Clerk: I will waive your late fee from last week.
Another True Story:

Officer: Do you mind telling me where the fire is?
Speeder: I'm trying to get to the opening of Episode III.
Officer: Then I can understand your hurry, but you really need to slow down.
Speeder (waving hand): You will not write me a ticket.
Officer: I will not write you a ticket.
Speeder: You will thank me for wearing my seatbelt.
Officer: Thank you for wearing your seatbelt.
Speeder: I can go about my business.
Officer: You can go about your business.
Speeder: Move along.
Officer: Move along.
by S. W. F. June 03, 2005
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Jedi mind trick

1. in Star Wars movies it's a utilization of the Force that Jedis use to persuade others to do their will.

2. simply, it refers to when someone who thinks he/she is an authority on something tries to convert or convince someone to believe something ridiculous or do something stupid by double talk, gab, outright lying, deception, utilization of ignorance or just plain bullshit.
1. Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi told Luke Skywalker that his Jedi mind trick would not work on him since Hutts are immune to such thought patterns.

2. that TV evangelist is trying to brainwash people into giving him money. I ain't falling for his Jedi mind trick.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 01, 2007
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Jedi mind trick

Use verbal instructions to prevent somebody from noticing very obvious facts.
"There are WMDs in Iraq",
by j/k January 19, 2004
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Jedi mind trick

a technique used by Obi Wan in the Star Wars movies
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Jedi mind trick

Trying to convince somebody to do something by saying it over and over again
"You will sleep with me, you will sleep with me, you will..."
"Quit trying those Jedi mind tricks on me"
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When you really really believe in sth such as a miracle, it might become true-hopefully, perhaps, maybe.....with the help of "the force"
The democratics need to know some kind of "Jedi Mind Tricks" so as to win the 2004 election.
by j/k January 19, 2004
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A dope rap group from Philly. Members now are Vinnie Paz and Stoupe since Jus Allah Left.
Even though I am a Christian and Vinnie Paz can be very anti-Christian at times I still find him dope.
by hasafienda January 09, 2005
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