jean boner 

the annoying bump in the crotch area of jeans that resembles an erection.

Question: Holy crap Dick Cheney, are you hard?

Response: No, I just have a jean boner.

jean boner by retro geek February 27, 2009

jean boner 

the phenomen occuring when your jeans create a large protrusion in the genital area, commonly caused by a mis-aligned belt buckle of some sort. can be extended to the point where one can say things such as, "khaki boner" and "trollie boner". originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when such classification was un-heard of. remedies: put the belt buckle at the rear and or sides of the trousers.... may look "odd", but somewhat effective. main problem, the button creates a pivot point for such "boner action". Can sometimes be your friend, yet usually your worst enemy!

"holy shit, it looks like i'm popping wood"

"damn , people are gonna think i have a stiffy"

"pajoneowned, the girls think i have a 2 inch boner"

jean boner by Chris G. January 23, 2004

Jean Boner 

You know that thing when you're sitting in down and your jeans ripple up in the crotch give the illusion of one having a small erection. Thats what a Jean Boner is.

"Dude look at Susy's crotch"

"Oh shit, she has a total Jean Boner!!!"

Jean Boner by In.The.AM October 17, 2012

Jean Boner 

When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).

Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.

Jean Boner by Candygem729 November 14, 2016

jean boner 

the bumps you get on your zipper area, that look like a boner, whenever you sit down while wearing any type of pants with zippers. mostly if you wear jeans.

girl: omfg! I hate this!
boy: what?
girl: I keep getting a jean boner whenever I sit down.
boy: hahah. you have a dick!
girl: dilligaf.

jean boner by woaaah May 28, 2008

jean boner 

that little bump you get when your pants are slightly too baggy in the crotch area. can cause laughter at times of awkwardness and may be mistaken for an actual erection. if you have one of these, put on a belt and pull your pants up past your belly button, quick! :D

did you see jane's pants? they are way to saggy.

yeah man, they give her a total jean boner. i'll give her my belt!

jean boner by themirrorbroke April 3, 2011

Louis Jean Boger 

Louis Jean Boger is clothing line name
founded in 2018 by René Guemps in New York City.

The term Louis Jean Boger derived from Haiti. It is used to describe someone who shows extraordinary bravery or who has no fear of danger.

The Louis Jean Boger brand include:
René_Lo MéMé, Reée_La MaMa, Nosil Mar-Queen, Excuse Me, Negre Maroonz
The Louis Jean Boger colllection specializes in Hoodies, Belts, Ties, T-Shirts, shoes, Sneaker, fragrances and Accessories.

René Guemps is also the Founder, CEO and Label director of Negre Marron Records

Yo! Don't mess with that guy, he is a Louis Jean Boger.

Louis Jean Boger by Negre Marron Records May 24, 2019