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Jazzy J arouses the younglings, seduces them and drains them with its unique 'ew' factor
Also known as Jiz (in my pants) J for those who have been lured into her Medusa snake hair and Gollum eyes.
Jazzy J by ChandyKhanEhEhEh May 27, 2009
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jazzy jeff 

(verb) To throw someone out.
In reference to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air episodes when Will Smith's friend Jazzy Jeff would be physically hurled from the mansion house.
Those guys look like trouble. Do you want me to jazzy jeff them?
jazzy jeff by m...... November 10, 2008

jazzy jeff 

the act of being unceremoniously tossed out of a bar/nightclub by bouncers in the technique employed by Phillip Banks when Will's friend Jazz wanted to stay for dinner.
"As soon as Ben showed his dick to the girl at the bar he got Jazzy-Jeffed by that bouncer with the squint"
jazzy jeff by Eggnog February 10, 2005

Jazzy Jeff 

Forcibly eject or get rid of.

Orig: Having done or said something inappropriate, Jeffrey A. Townes' character on the show The Fresh Prince of Bel Air was often literally thrown out of the Banks household by Uncle Phil.
"I got into an altercation with the doormen and got Jazzy Jeffed out of the club."

"She was sending me like twenty texts a day so I Jazzy Jeffed her."

"After eight years, it was time to Jezzy Jeff the Republicans from office."
Jazzy Jeff by Jazzy Ben December 15, 2008

Jazzy Jay 

1. One who is defined by a blend of insanity and complete truthfulness.

2. One who is so sincere s/he becomes infatuated with it.
Person1: "She is such a bitch I can't believe she said that"
Person2: "She is a Jazzy Jay, and thinks only through truth."

Jazzy Jared 

The jazziest person you'll ever meet! Jared will always say #StayJazzy! Once you're jazzy, you'll never go back! Periodt Kingggg
WOAH! Jared you're so jazzy! Jazzy Jared is forever cool!
Jazzy Jared by JuliePooly June 9, 2022

Jazzy Juice 

blue coloured juice that goes so hard
person 1: "yo pass me the shield pot"
person 2: "nah u bugging thats jazzy juice"
Jazzy Juice by ESDS2 March 10, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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