Stefanys best friend. Always there. Tall and sexy mama. Beautiful. All the boys (and girls) want her!!! Jaylani is really the best and deserves the world!!
A very competitive person in nature. Doesn’t know it until provoked. Very hard to get this person mad but when you do the gates of hell are open and even satan shivers. Very gullible. Needs a lot of alone time in order to calm their minds. Always listening to sad music. Can be a dick if choose to do so. Plays around a lot and smiles too much. People don’t know when your being serious or just playing around. Can change emotions fast like a switch on a wall. Always on their toes. Very intimidating figure. Always quiet before a fight. Either focused like a Hawk or wild like a lion. Very smart but chooses to hide it. Plays dumb every single day.
Jaylanie is the name of a girl who would never bring someone down. She will always be there for someone who really needs it! She is a nice, beautiful, and courageous girl! A Jaylanie might get anoyyed sometimes about some things but that doesn't affect the relationship she has with someone! She has so much love and care for every one including people she has never known before.
Jaelani is the type of girl you want to stay with. She’s the type to lighten up the mood without trying and is so pretty and funny that time passes by so fast when your with her. She’s that baddie who cares for her family and friends and takes crap from no one. She trust you until you give her a reason not too. She’s that friend you want to never let go.
Girl: hey have you seen jaelani? she’s just so pretty and vibes with everybody!!
Girl 2: YES!!! omg I want to be friends with her!!
Girls if you meet a boy named Jaylan, don’t let him go. He is skinny, cute, short and very funny. However, if he does not like you, he will be RUDE to you but he harldy dislikes people.
He also has a special quality that will be revealed.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*