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A last name a person has WITH THE BIGGEST MEATY, JUICY, SHLONG SOMEONE WILL EVER HAVE although he does not hit
Oh shit he must be a jayaker
Jayaker by BiggDddy April 3, 2022
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Jayakrishnan 

Very hot tempered person but cares very much about people he loves. Sometimes acts cold blooded but has a lovable and understanding nature.

A person to whom you could talk openly
Always becomes the ACE of the group
You should have a friend like Jayakrishnan
Jayakrishnan by OneEyedEagle October 8, 2019

jayakrishna 

Jaya means victory, and Krishna is a god. The word Krishna originated from "dark", " the all attractive".
Jayakrishna is a dependable, responsible person.
You'll never be bored with a Jayakrishna, they're the life of the party.
however,
they do have bed hair 24/7 .
You'll should call Jayakrishna to the party.
jayakrishna by saggbaby September 22, 2021
A sexual act in which a male wears a bandanna on his forearm, and proceeds to fist a female up to his elbow. The female then wears the bandanna on her head as she leaves the location.

Named after Jaymaker himself.
"I can't believe Brian gave Sally the Jaymaker. She is such a slut."
Jaymaker by Murder in the Face October 12, 2008
A Jaymaker is similar to a joint... only it's about a million times bigger, and rolled using pages of the Bible.

It is so large that any individual who would attempt to toke on the Jay would be knoked unconcious, as if they had experienced a Haymaker to the face from God.
Jimmy lifted the Jaymaker towards his face, his friends and family stood in awe. Before he put it to his lips he prepared himself with a final exhale then lifted it ever so gently closer and perched his lips around it. He took just a small toke to start with, holding the smoke in his lungs for just a moment before he exhaled again.

And as he exhaled a chill could be felt throughout the galaxy. And all over the world people stopped in amazement, Goosebumps ran down the spine of every woman and child, and a single sound could not be heard. Jimmy’s friends and family stumbled backwards as a holy glow began to surround him. Everywhere people’s heads turned to the sky as dark ominous clouds which once rued the Earth began to part and the sun shone brightly upon the people and the land.

And as the clouds parted and the light became brighter sound was swiftly returned to the land as the people began to murmur, they were afraid of the light so they hid from it and, and as they hid it slowly it continued to grow until finally it stopped. And like a flash of lightening it shot down from the sky and hurled towards the Earth, falling like a comet.

As it fell it appeared to get smaller, Jimmy could see it clearly from his room, but to him it seemed to be getting larger. It was speeding towards him like a magnet to metal until finally it was right in front of him. It was God’s hand. And before Jimmy could even try to move it struck him in the face and knocked him the fuck out.
Jaymaker by JayLaSoul January 13, 2011

Jayakarthik 

A quiet, attractive boy who underestimates himself at almost everything. Extremely funny, and girls adore him without him realizing it.
"Hey did you know Jayakarthik is grounded?"

"Again, but he's such a nice person?"
Jayakarthik by Sid59 November 22, 2021

Jayakeerthi 

A good honest boy, who has a future of becoming a rapper, great personality, ngl loves him
I had a good conversation with jayakeerthi
Jayakeerthi by Boujoy November 23, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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