A stupid little YouTuber. This person mainly posts content about Fritos and occasionally shows their toes as a way to cope with their foot fetish. Pablo Jawoski is truly an amazing person and u can’t live without this dude! He’s got the best Fritos in town, and I hope you end up subscribing to this guy.
a nickname for the act of getting fellatio; oral sex. The name Ron Jarworski is used because the sports commentator by the same name actually has a really big human head. His name also sounds like a perfect nickname for getting head. A shortened name for this meaning is "ronny".
Hey guys I just got some Ron Jarworski and it was great.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.