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jawned up 

Damaged, "messed up" or "beat up." Generally a physical description of objects or people, as opposed to situations. Can mean intoxicated, too.
Did you see his face after that fight? It was all jawned up.

My car's jawned up. Let's take yours.

Yo, Pete is all jawned up. He can barely walk.

jawned up by e-pops February 7, 2007
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Jawned Up 

When someone or something is feeling JAWNED UP.
Yo Richard Im feeling Jawned Up right now bro.

Nah bro he Jawned the fuck up right now
Jawned Up by Spankier November 7, 2022
Related Words
jawned up Jawed Up Jawed Jained janed JAPWNED Jowned janned Jarned Jawed in

Jawed Up 

When you face is so fucked up from taking on jaws in a fight
Dad: "Dam son you face is fucked up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."
Jawed Up by Dr_Dreidel May 14, 2018

Jawed Up 

When you face is so fucked up from a fight it looks like you got into a fight with jaws
Dad: "Dam son you face is fucked up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."
Jawed Up by Dr_Dreidel May 14, 2018
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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