Anyone named Jawnders has reached the
top of mankind. If you know a Jawnders, go up to him and give that man a
high-five. Jawnders' are usually cracked at drumming and have the ultimate handyman
dad abilities.
Jawnny boy: Did you
see Jawnders install that
V8 in his little miata?
Jawnathan: He did that?! I thought he was just the percussion God! Oh
wait, it's Jawnders! Of course he did that