Javier Baez 

An insufferable douche-nozzle, formerly of the Chicago cubs, now on the new York Mets of the MLB.

Baez is the fakest tough guy in sports history, and will whine and moan whenever he doesn't get hit way, but act like he's a legitimately good player whenever he rarely actually does something that contributes to his team.

"hey man did you hear about javier Baez"

Javier Baez by Ihatejavierbaez August 7, 2021

Javier Baéz 

Chicago Cubs all-star shortstop from Puerto Rico. One of baseballs most entertaining players. Javier Baez is the Chicago Cubs version of the Chicago Blackhawks very own Patrick Kane. The man just flat out plays and makes things happen.

Did you see Javier Baéz go yard today? That ball still hasn’t landed!

Javier Baéz by Chi-town1988 October 17, 2019