Javier Baez

An insufferable douche-nozzle, formerly of the Chicago cubs, now on the new York Mets of the MLB.

Baez is the fakest tough guy in sports history, and will whine and moan whenever he doesn't get hit way, but act like he's a legitimately good player whenever he rarely actually does something that contributes to his team.

"hey man did you hear about javier Baez"

Javier Baez by Ihatejavierbaez August 7, 2021

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Javier Baéz

Chicago Cubs all-star shortstop from Puerto Rico. One of baseballs most entertaining players. Javier Baez is the Chicago Cubs version of the Chicago Blackhawks very own Patrick Kane. The man just flat out plays and makes things happen.

Did you see Javier Baéz go yard today? That ball still hasn’t landed!

Javier Baéz by Chi-town1988 October 17, 2019

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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