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Jaundih

A cock that is yellow and stained
I hooked up with Yule last week and he had major jaundih…
by rasisyasdefinitions February 17, 2026
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Taco Jaundice

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.
Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.
by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011
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jaundice fist

To hit with limp fists, the impact of which sounds like a hand hitting a mound of foam.
When I work out with Karen and she punches with her jaundice fist, it’s like being hit with a wet noodle boiled WAY past al dente.
by Juicy Lime January 3, 2021
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jaundice

it's when you turn yellow from liver malfunction you fucking morons
Bill drinks too much so his skin is jaundice
by mark July 28, 2005
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jaundice

adj.
1) The state of possessing a yellow hue, whether due to its nature or its manufacturer's preference.
2) Used to describe a repulsive thing or person.
3) Used to describe both the yellow and nauseating attributes of your everyday potassium-crazy fruit, the banana.
1) "That fire hydrant is so jaundice!"
2) "Shauna?! What a jaundice girl."
3) "No, I will not eat that jaundice, jaundice banana."
by Captain Bojangles August 22, 2008
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"Gee Ye The Jaundies"

Meaning: "Give You the Jaundice" often used as a sign of disgust. Often having the same meaning as "That would make you sick".
Mark: Look Betty I've Just Eaten this Mouldy Piece of Bread.
Betty: That is Disgusting, That Would "Gee Ye The Jaundies"
by Magnesium Sulphate February 17, 2006
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Jaundiced Jesus

1) Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, and the obligatory bag of chips. Ususally seen shouting abuse at goths and mettlas in Staines high street/ old ladies in Romford.

2)Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. Distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.
1- ran into that jaundiced jesus and her crew bottling some girl outside Staines KFC. The heady scent of Charlie bodyspray and second hand fag smoke was quite overwhelming.

2 - I hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwhores to take her to ibiza on his yacht. I wonder what cup size she'll come back as?
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