jaundis 

its like a dickhead, bellend,cock face, faggot.

yo, george why are you being such a jaundis to my sister ?

''sorii bill shes been saying shit about me''

ouch,

''whats up bill ?

''he hit me right in the jaundis''

''the penis always hurts when been hit bro''

jaundis by xFuSii0nZ x April 16, 2009

Taco Jaundice 

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.

Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.

Taco Jaundice by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011

jaundice fist 

To hit with limp fists, the impact of which sounds like a hand hitting a mound of foam.

When I work out with Karen and she punches with her jaundice fist, it’s like being hit with a wet noodle boiled WAY past al dente.

jaundice fist by Juicy Lime January 3, 2021

jaundice 

it's when you turn yellow from liver malfunction you fucking morons

Bill drinks too much so his skin is jaundice

jaundice by mark July 28, 2005

jaundice 

adj.
1) The state of possessing a yellow hue, whether due to its nature or its manufacturer's preference.
2) Used to describe a repulsive thing or person.
3) Used to describe both the yellow and nauseating attributes of your everyday potassium-crazy fruit, the banana.

1) "That fire hydrant is so jaundice!"
2) "Shauna?! What a jaundice girl."
3) "No, I will not eat that jaundice, jaundice banana."

jaundice by Captain Bojangles August 22, 2008

"Gee Ye The Jaundies" 

Meaning: "Give You the Jaundice" often used as a sign of disgust. Often having the same meaning as "That would make you sick".

Mark: Look Betty I've Just Eaten this Mouldy Piece of Bread.
Betty: That is Disgusting, That Would "Gee Ye The Jaundies"

"Gee Ye The Jaundies" by Magnesium Sulphate February 17, 2006

Jaundiced Jesus 

1) Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, and the obligatory bag of chips. Ususally seen shouting abuse at goths and mettlas in Staines high street/ old ladies in Romford.

2)Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. Distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.

1- ran into that jaundiced jesus and her crew bottling some girl outside Staines KFC. The heady scent of Charlie bodyspray and second hand fag smoke was quite overwhelming.

2 - I hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwhores to take her to ibiza on his yacht. I wonder what cup size she'll come back as?

Jaundiced Jesus by Social commentator extraodinaire November 11, 2006