Jarso

The real deal. The cutest femboy in all socialize. He's also the God of Horny and Femboys. No one beats him on Horniness. He also has a cute pet called George, who is a poodle. He likes to likes to abuse of Scattergrunt.

Socialize member 1: ayo I like touhou
Socialize member 2: yeah, it's a cool loli game
Jarso: DID SOMEONE SAY LOLI? :temptation:

by Jarso624 November 15, 2020

That's a Jarso

When you hit the nastiest clip on valorant, that is a Jarso.

OHHHH JARSOOOO! Now that's a Jarso right there

by Janlo March 31, 2023

jaroo

Jaroo is awesome says a fat crippled kid and his glasses friend. Asians.

That is so Jaroo.

by DaFatCripple December 19, 2019

Jaro

The hottest guy anyone has ever seen. He is big and a lot of people call him 'kast' because of how big he is. He is adored by all the girls and a real fuckboy. He gets all the girls numbers and never calls them because he is too busy playing Minecraft modded survival. He also rides a motorcycle and everyone around him wants to be his friend and fuck him really bad.

Jaro: hi

Every girl and boy in a 100m radius: *passes out*

by Jesse van der Dijk April 22, 2022

Michael Jakson

The wrong way to spell Michael Jackson, a legendary artist who broke all music records, including the ones from the Beatles and Elvis Presley.

Michael Jakson doesn't exist : Michael JACKSON does.

by justapseudonym March 28, 2012

Jargon Jocker

A person who steals and uses phrases made up by, or frequently said by someone else, or another group of people.

Rob: Yo you heard that new Lil' Wayne joint yet?

Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!

Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)

by Jayy Smooth May 19, 2009

Apple Jargon

Talking or writing in an understated way to give the impression that something is 'revolutionary' all the while not giving out any real specific details just the way Apple always does. A similar technique is used by teachers, they talk really quietly when they want everyone's attention.

The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!

Apple/Google/Bing: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could have all your documents in one place wherever you went? Well now you can with Apple/Google/Bing ***. How does it work? Well, that's the fun part, you just put all your documents...

Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)

by RolakiPapa April 18, 2010