Japono 

1. Canadian with a superioity complex, mon.

2. Thinking that one is superior because they are from the great white north, mon.

That guy is such a japono, i.e. douche waffle.

Japono by Wreckless December 9, 2003

Japooner 

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.

James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"

Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009

Japanophile

One who is terribly obssessed with Japan, and anything Japanese. He/she may even get sexual stimulation from anything remotely realtedd to Japan, or japanese culture.

Ian is a Japanophile

Japanophile by Ian (I know, I'm sorry about the typo I made) March 31, 2003

Japanotard 

Some one who is not Japanese and that is obsessed with being Japanese in a retarded way. They shout two or three Japanese words in their sentences thinking they are cool, They write Japanese words on thier websites, and are infatuated with anime. Some claim part Japanese when they dont even look like it and try too hard too hard to be "asian".

example 1:
They are watching Naruto

Japanotard: Oh my god, the dubbing is so bad. They say the names soooo wrong!

Normal person: Well, tell me how you say it, and then compare it to how they say it.

Japanotard: Well, they say it "Naruhdoh", I say it "Naruhdoh"

Normal person: Hmm...oh yeah, that was totally different (sarcasm)

example 2:
Amine fan girl: OMG!!! that is sooo KAWAII!! I love it!

Japanotard by softXcore September 7, 2008

japooj

This name means complete obeseity in its finest form

"holy cow thats a huge cow japooj, its almost as big as u"

japooj by japooj follower December 1, 2021

japanophile

A non-Japanese person who has a near-indescrimate love of all things from Japan. Japanophiles watch anime religiously, import overpriced novelty items from Japan, collect samurai swords, play untranslated Japanese video games, eat large amounts of Japanese food, rave about how Japanese culture is superior to every other culture on the planet, etc.

See also wapanese, egg, and otaku.

The japanophile believed that a samurai sword could cut through solid steel like a blowtorch through butter.

japanophile by Deej July 29, 2004

Al Japino 

Discovered by the romans, Alinus Japenus was used to describe clunge, a womans vagina. The phrase was later translated into Al Japino. It can be used to describe anything that excitess you, ie guam virgins.

Anal fisting gives me a massive al japino.

Al Japino by the glitter June 8, 2009