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Japan Niall

Something happened in Japan when the boys were on tour and collectively as a fandom, directioners don’t talk about it. Don’t mention Japan Niall, don’t look up what happened in Japan, because trust me, you don’t want to know.
Friend: What happened to Niall in Japan?
Me: NOT JAPAN NIALL. WE DONT TALK ABOUT JAPAN NIALL
by anonymous May 11, 2021
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Something happened when One Direction was on tour in Japan, and collectively as directioners, the fandom doesn’t talk about it. Don’t ask about it. Don’t look it up. Don’t even think about what it might be. Because trust the rumours, you do not want to know.
Friend: What happened to Niall in Japan?
Me: NOT JAPAN NIALL! WE DONT TALK ABOUT JAPAN NIALL!
by anonymous May 12, 2021
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niall in Japan

Something directioners don't talk about. It took a while for me to understand what it was. So, basically, it's m a s t u r b a t i n g. To those of u who don't know what masturbating is, it's fucking yourself. So, yes, that's what Niall was supposedly doing ... in Japan.
harry: "so what were you doing last night?"

louis: "i was doing the niall in Japan"

harry: "oh..."

louis: "don't worry, i was thinking of you"
by netflixxxxxxxxxx April 12, 2023
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✨voilently masturbating
guy 1: bro i could hear chad being niall in japan last night

guy 2: bro no way
by niallinjapan2013 November 21, 2020
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by anonymous April 26, 2021
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- so you’re a directioner right?
+ yeah..
- what happened with Niall in Japan
+ hmmm sorry idk
by amievenaperson? May 1, 2021
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Niall in Japan

“Niall in Japan” is an abbreviation of a disturbing scenario that occurred when Niall Horan was visiting Japan.

(Read at your own risk) The scenario:

“He was vigorously pumping his hand, banging onto his wall with the other, obviously disrupting his neighbor. From my view, he moved to his bed and then into the bathroom for a few minutes before coming out again. He was being very vulgar and was screaming out obscenities. My younger sister, who was with me at the time, was obviously disturbed.”
Person 1: “Remember what happened with Niall in Japan”

Person 2: “Please don’t bring it up I need that erased from my memory”

Person 1: “Sorry, he was definitely thinking of me tho”
by dont.@.me December 20, 2020
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