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Jan Willem 

The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.

Also, he is probably your real father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?
Jan Willem by guacamollen May 16, 2018
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Jan-Willem 

Best kid around, he has all the girls.
Everybody likes him.
He can get every girl he wants.
I wiss i was a Jan-Willem
Jan-Willem by PUSSYDESTROYER!! February 13, 2017
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Jan-Willem • willem jan • jan • Jan 13 • Jan. 15 • Jan 29th • jan 8 • Jan-Harm • Jan 1 • jan 14

jan-willem 

This is a person who is very different, most of them like black Dicks.
Wtf is Jan-Willem doing??
jan-willem by gamerstyle000 February 15, 2018

willem jan 

Is the greatest guy around, he is really good in bed since he makes all the girls wet and make them come. For the more, he is a manly bitch... a really populair bitch.
- Who's that cool manly bitch that makes all the girls come?
- That's WILLEM JAN
willem jan by Cool mfucker February 25, 2017

willem-jan 

Probably the best man on earth, if someone calls you a Willem-Jan you're blessed. Respect that person.
Dude you're like a Willem-Jan!
willem-jan by willemjan7 July 17, 2017

Willem-Jan 

Wiljan is the abbreviation of Willem-Jan. The term Wiljan is most used in ways do describe a failure of some kind.
They tend to have a cryptic sense of humor and never apologizes for anything cause he cannot do anything wrong.
A: "I'm didn't pass my math exam"
B: "You are such a Willem-Jan"
Willem-Jan by Mizumeister June 15, 2020
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