Jamestownie

Someone who wishes they lived in Jamestown.

"Yo guys, look at me, I'm a Jamestownie too!"

by spease September 10, 2006

Jamestown

Once a bucolic island hamlet of vacation homeowners, townies and affluent islanders. These days the place has become a target of off island investors, and the real estate market has been taken over by flipping, speculation and schadegging.

"Hey let's head down to Jamestown this weekend and throw a block party!" "What kind of a block party could we have when every other house on the street is empty and owned by jackass out of town investors???""Well maybe it will make us all rich some day...to plan B let's all go bar hopping in Newport!"

by South County Carrie October 12, 2019

Jamestown Porridge

A Jamestown porridge is the act of vomiting into a womans ass, adding kraft dinner mix, inserting your penis and jizzing profusesly. The sloppy contents of this anal soup should have an anema effect, causing her to shit uncontrollably. You and your damsel then invite some of your friends over, for a nice steamy lunch.

"Mmm, lawdy. I sure could go for some Jamestown porridge right about now you guise."

"Jamestown porridge again!?! but MOOOOOOOOM.."

by TheBigfilthy April 29, 2009

Jamestoner

A word that people from everywhere else in Rhode Island use to describe Jamestowners. They believe that all Jamestowners are stoners, which is pretty much true, although a few resist.

North Kingstown kid: "Man, where did you get that weed?"
Other North Kingstown kid: "That Jamestoner sold me it."
North Kingstown kid: "Madd chill, let's go get fucked up!"

by Catrin September 1, 2008

Jamestown

9 by 1.5 island community located at the mouth of the narragansett bay in Rhode Island. Home of the socially elite, the kids here have there choice of schools and drugs. Typical saturday nights include 'pick ups' and sketchy walks down narragansett ave...where all the drunk people from the bar roam back and forth from xtra mart to the water. With only like 3 choices in places to party, potters (poison ivy capital of the world), eldred ave (soccer moms blow it up) and hulls cove (but too close to romanos crib). Jamestown is stocked full with sweet waterfront cribs to chill in, good looking but SKETCHY girls and of course the deli..where number 8's rule the land.

In jamestown if your looking for a place for one of those earlier mentioned 'pickups' you need go no further than our very own skatepark. Wicked!

by Crazy Kim + Mark 'The Mason' September 12, 2005

The Jamestown Freaks

a group of Jamestown Jammers fans who thinks that it is fun to yell, scream, and blow vuvuzelas in support of their team.

FAN 1: Did you see the Jamestown Jammers Game
FAN 2: Yes, but a loud group of fans was really bothering me the whole time.
FAN 3: Oh you mean the Jamestown Freaks, they are awesome.

by Mattheus Karlsson July 8, 2011

Jamestowner

A resident of Jamestown who spends most of their time skating and smoking. Boys and girls alike most often have a head of long, unbrushed hair and consider swimming in the ocean as good as taking a shower. It is not uncommon for one to wear the same clothes for multiple days at a time but are most recognized for their likeability, dispite their appearance. Almost all jamestowners own longboards and spend their days bombing hills or cliff jumping at Fort Wetherill. After graduating 8th grade from Jamestown School, students go on to NKHS where they are realized to be at least 1000% cooler than kids from NK. Because of this factor, North Kingstown residences often find themselves making friends from Jamestown so they can come to the island and pretend to be awesome. NK kids who visit Jamestown have been known to call themselves Jamestownies in feeble attempts to fit in. This often leads to corruption among visitors and soon everyone from out of town is referring to Jamestowners as Jamestoners. All in all, Jamestowners are a very fine breed of chill, down to earth kids who are otherwise described as the epidemy of cool.

Jamestowner: "Let's go bomb some gnar hills at Wetherill, then we can swim at Dutch and go eat at Fred's."

by spease September 10, 2006