1. a short 135 lb. runner that lives on a dirt road in pennsylvania
2. a person who is beaten regularly by members of S^2, and has a points system
3. dorky mello aerospace engineer runner kid, who is kind of funny looking

Negative 10,000 points for being James!

James Michael by S^2 April 24, 2005

James Michael

1. trash can
2. not cool

that guy is SO james michael! ugh!

James Michael by Susan April 25, 2005

James Michael Smith

A blue eyed, handsome hunk of twisted steel and sex appeal. When your girl has a wet dream/fantasy she says it’s about you but it’s really about this stud muffin

Linda, I had another dream about James Michael Smith. We had sex for hours.

James Michael Smith by Mortifer_47 January 14, 2022

james michael lawrence black

A great loyal friend to those he trust but to the enemy they better watch out also a hunk with the lady's silver toung.

James Michael Lawrence black is here hide your girl

james michael lawrence black by Ghetto_Dreams July 12, 2022

james michael shaffer

The name James michael Shaffer is a very strong name. It means wisdom knowledge strength. He walks tall and always as a leader. One who knows when to lead and follow.

You could be like a James michael shaffer

james michael shaffer by Shaffer44 December 20, 2017

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026