Jalade

Rare African name that was given to a beautiful melanin queen

She has been lost so many times but always find back her way by the grace of God

She shuts people out when depressed or scared

She's stubborn , Rude and like to beat round the bushes

She's God fearing and have alot of insecurities but she will be great one day

Jalade is fierce

Jalade by Emika November 23, 2021

Jalapeno Shits 

A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:

*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors

The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!

Person 1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!

Jalapeno Shits by Wardie1993 November 30, 2016

Jalapeno Musk 

the body odor given off the morning after eating a jalapeno laden meal

Pat: What the hell is that smell?
Curtis: That's my jalapeno musk....they loaded that shit up on my Crazy Burger last night

Jalapeno Musk by rpghlmsly November 13, 2011

jalapeño fingers

When a guy has jalapeño juice on his fingers and then he fingers a girl and her pussy burns. awwww yeaaaah

Bro 1: "Bro I gave my girl friend the ole jalapeño fingers last night after we went to taco bell"
Bro 2: "I bet it was a fiesta"
Bro 1 " Fer sherrrr"

jalapeño fingers by Juan Stamos February 19, 2014

jalapeno torpedo 

Steaming fecal matter ejected from ones anus into the pipeline underground

I just dispatched a spicy hot jalapeno torpedo into the bowels of the underworld after eating three enchiladas from taco hell 🔥

jalapeno torpedo by Jimbo Jones the third 2.0 December 21, 2022

jalapeñis 

A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

jalapeñis is A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

jalapeñis by EOC September 19, 2013

jalapeno butt 

the burning sensation after you defecate that seems to linger. Usually after youve eaten spicy food.

"Lindsey has been screaming while in the bathroom all morning, that curry last night must have given her jalapeno butt."

jalapeno butt by ooberhack3r January 3, 2012