jake english 

A precious character from Homestuck that did nothing wrong. Also ex boyfriend of Dirk Strider.

Jake English did nothing wrong.

jake english by The Voice of Night Vale May 1, 2016

jake english 

gay british prostitute

person A: omg i cant believe jake english just had hardcore sex with my father
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him

jake english by crabify October 2, 2021

Jake English 

has a really nice ass

Jake English has a nice ass

Jake English by fallguyguy November 3, 2020

Jake English 

Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.

person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider] and vriska Serket on the other hand-

Jake English by Fandom Tea April 17, 2020

Jake English 

one sexy man

person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."

Jake English by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021