jake english
jake english by The Voice of Night Vale May 1, 2016
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jake english
person A: omg i cant believe jake english just had hardcore sex with my father
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him
jake english by crabify October 2, 2021
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Jake English by fallguyguy November 3, 2020
Jake English
Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.
person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider] and vriska Serket on the other hand-
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider] and vriska Serket on the other hand-
Jake English by Fandom Tea April 17, 2020
Jake English
person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."
Jake English by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021
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