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Jake Break 

The act in which a worker hides in an unpopulated area while on the clock. The main goal of which is to accomplish absolutely nothing beneficial to a company i.e. hiding in an office while working retail
Hey, have you seen Deantwaann lately?

No, man I haven't seen him in about three hours. He's probably Jake Breaking somewhere and playing with himself
Jake Break by lancel August 6, 2011
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Jake Break 

A "Jake Break" is the act of saying you are ill because you are undergoing a sex change and don't want everyone to find out.
I haven't seen jake in ages is he ill ?

No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !
Jake Break by SJP1992 January 24, 2018

Jake Brake 

A compression release engine brake, frequently called a Jake brake or Jacobs brake, is an engine braking mechanism installed on some diesel engines. When activated, it opens exhaust valves in the cylinders, releasing the compressed air trapped in the cylinders, and slowing the vehicle.

Although Jake brake properly refers to the Jacobs brand of engine brakes, the term has become a genericized trademark and is often used to refer to engine brakes or compression release engine brakes in general, especially on large vehicles or heavy equipment.

They are often not allowed in to be used in towns as they create loud, clattering noises.
I saw a semi get pulled over because he pulled his Jake Brake in city limits trying to slow the rig down in a slower speed zone.
Jake Brake by Pele Lucciano October 18, 2010

Jake Braking

While thrusting your penis between the breasts of a fat girl (see titty fucking). You then pass gas on their stomach, the resulting sound will be reminiscent of a machine gun.
I went hoggin' last night, she got mad when I started jake braking her. But I explained I had just eaten Taco Bell.
Jake Braking by fredderf January 7, 2008

Jake Brake 

When you're in the midst of receiving a sloppy beej and she gives a hearty blow that produces a rippling sound, similar to that of a Jake brake.
I went to the local truck stop and received one hell of a Jake Brake from Tammy the lot lizard....good thing nobody lit a match because there was diesel spillage everywhere.
Jake Brake by Jakebrakes69 March 11, 2022

jake brake 

Short for the Jacobs Engine Brake, a secondary braking system used on large deisel trucks like fire engines. Used with automatic transmissions, usually on trucks that carry a heavy load. The system uses the compression of the engine as resistance to slow the drivetrain. Beneficial because it reduces wear and overheating problems with brakes. Causes the engine to make a great deep sound that can be heard all around.
I would have burned the brakes right off that rig if it weren't for the Jake on there.
We were going down the hill in this neighborhood and when the Jake Brake kicked, the sound set everyone's car alarm off.
jake brake by Firemaneric April 30, 2006

Rusty Jake Brake 

Where upon a tounge contacts the anus and one let's forth a furiously spicy blast of buttwind thus causing the recipient to convulsively projectile vomit.
Last night I had this broad tossin my salad and I gave her a Rusty Jake Brake.
Rusty Jake Brake by Fred Rusty June 24, 2007
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