Jail goggles

When a man has been in jail/prison for so long that disgusting, unattractive women suddenly look beautiful due to his lack of getting laid in the several months/years he's been locked up. Similar to beer goggles

Damnnnnn man that new guard is fine as fuck!!

Man that bitch weighs 400 pounds and has a moustache!! How damn long you been locked up?!?! You must have your jail goggles on!

by Buster_Hymen81 June 16, 2018