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Jail Baby 

It's when you shit after sex and cum comes out mixed with crap because you were just fucked silly in your ass.
comes from guys getting rapped in jail and having a jail baby when they go to the bathroom.
Last nigh he chopped me in the ass and when I went to the bathroom I had a Jail Baby
Jail Baby by Kira Lynn September 10, 2007
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Jail baby 

A girl who’s waiting for a guy who is in jail and is often waiting a while and super loyal
Damn I wish I had a jail baby waiting for me when I get out
Jail baby by Jennyveieve September 24, 2019

gay baby jail 

When you get soft-locked in Super Mario 64, i.e. getting stuck in a spot that you can't move or escape but also can't die and you have to quit out of the game. Shoutouts to SimpleFlips
Wow that Chuckya threw me into gay baby jail in the wall. First try, idiot.
gay baby jail by s1ugmaballs September 15, 2017

Gay Baby Jail 

Popularized by Twitch streamer Simpleflips, Gay Baby Jail is a spot in a game where you are softlocked and unable to leave. This extends to not being able to die, forcing you to load an old save file or just turn off the game.
I've been stuck in Gay Baby Jail for 2 hours because I don't want to go back to my old save.
Gay Baby Jail by Dontaskaboutcake January 17, 2018

Gay Baby Jail 

A softlock in Mario 64 rom hacks where the only way out is to restart the game. Most of the time this is unintentional and is caused by developer oversight or general laziness. However, despite this, according to the twitch streamer who popularized this term, SimpleFlips, "Gay baby jail has never been a tangible location, its always been apart of you. A state of mind, a state of being. Solids, liquids, gases, gay. baby. jail."
Then I saw my dad, he was looking really mad. He said im about to make you pay, im about to make you gay. Youre gonna start spinning when I grab your tail, so get ready for gay baby jail.
Gay Baby Jail by SalamenceLEL June 14, 2018

gay baby jail 

When you get softlocked in a place where you cannot die nor continue and it forces you to
A) Start a new game
or
B) Load an older save file
Dammit man i have been in gay baby jail in Saints Row IV just because the fucking Jyunichi fight does not start!

Baby jail 

Slang term for juvenile detention center.
My little cousin went to baby jail for shoplifting.
Baby jail by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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