Jail Baby

It's when you shit after sex and cum comes out mixed with crap because you were just fucked silly in your ass.
comes from guys getting rapped in jail and having a jail baby when they go to the bathroom.

Last nigh he chopped me in the ass and when I went to the bathroom I had a Jail Baby

by Kira Lynn August 31, 2007

Baby jail

Slang term for juvenile detention center.

My little cousin went to baby jail for shoplifting.

by Black Fascist Hater October 31, 2012

Baby Jail

Slang term for a crib or playpen.

My son would not stop throwing his toys around, so i put him in baby jail.

by frostynemesis February 24, 2011

Baby Jail

The place where you can put a baby if he/she is being bad.

Aka: Pack-N-Play

Time for baby jail

by mommy8510 March 03, 2011

Baby Jail

When you get pregnant or get a woman pregnant by accident and so you have to pay for the baby forever, you cannot escape.

Fuck that! I'm wearing a condom I don't wanna Baby Jail

by April 08, 2022

gay baby jail

When you get soft-locked in Super Mario 64, i.e. getting stuck in a spot that you can't move or escape but also can't die and you have to quit out of the game. Shoutouts to SimpleFlips

Wow that Chuckya threw me into gay baby jail in the wall. First try, idiot.

by s1ugmaballs September 16, 2017

Gay Baby Jail

Popularized by Twitch streamer Simpleflips, Gay Baby Jail is a spot in a game where you are softlocked and unable to leave. This extends to not being able to die, forcing you to load an old save file or just turn off the game.

I've been stuck in Gay Baby Jail for 2 hours because I don't want to go back to my old save.

by Dontaskaboutcake January 15, 2018