Jail Raincoat

A latex balaclava used to house an incarcerated felon’s stiff rod while he serves a sentence. (Used for buggery of other inmates)

This durex pouch is much more seasoned than its free-range counterpart, as it may also used for other purposes (including but not limited to) concealing, smuggling or waterproofing contraband in damp areas such as the anal cavity before shitting it out.

A very colourful insult, and a suitable comeback if someone calls you a teabag (a lesser-abused disposable).

Joe Bloggs: *gives acknowledgment to possy of goon stags with a nod of his head, mistaken as subservience*

Goon: “you’re not a teabag!”

Joe Bloggs: “No, but you’re a jail raincoat”

Goon Possy: *asks what that means to determine whether they should beat him up or pay due respect*

by Hot-Cross Pun March 17, 2026