a snarky guy who's really intelligent and attentive, but also very capable of being an annoying little shit. keeps getting into drama, and is probably trying to overthrow my Discord server using his bots. the type to tell you that they're going to hack into your computer and steal your data, but will actually successfully go through it, then be smug about it to the grave. when you bury him, he'll still smirking about how he leaked your search history to your parents, your friends, your coworkers, your children, your grandchildren, and your grandchildren's pet dog.
Jashan's one of the sexiest people around . He's someone who is perfect at everything . He's got the height , the intelligence , the length , strong , incredibly good at sport , quicker than a nigga too.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*