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a person that persists in acting in a manner that resembles one of an asshole or a douce. Usually someone that does not care about the others around him/or her, and thinks of oneself. Basically, if you see one slap them in their face and that will permanently label them as one. Usually the quote while slapping the jagweed is "Yoose a jagweed and i'm aint, bitch!" SLAP
Bill is truly a jagweed by not wiping his butt after crapping. So, I walked up to him and said, "Yoose a jagweed and i'm aint, bitch!" SLAP
jagweed by ajppds March 10, 2008
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A teenage boy who drives a VW Jetta.

see also: douchebag
Did that jagweed just say git r' done?
jagweed by MightyAsswind January 6, 2004
Related Words
1 - A weed imported from the northern parts of France. Typically jagged in nature.

2 - Someone or something that makes me want to shoot up a school.

See also:
douchebag
dildo that slipped through the cracks
fuck head
Wally
Wiener
Cuttie
"I'm gonna level with you, hes a bit of a douche. Total Jagweed."
Jagweed by Sheldon January 24, 2004
A Jaweed is very selfish and really ugly. Who stays home and just play games, he is also a fuck boy.
Jaweed is a really bad romodel to children.
Jaweed by JAWEED GAY September 9, 2019

jaweedski 

someone who smokes a lot of pot and is all around lame. word originated in the halls of FHS, said mostly by Nixon and company
Dude, youre such a fuckin jaweedski
jaweedski by J MONEY November 11, 2003

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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