Urban Dictionary: Jag

Jag = pull on your penis until semen comes out

I was really bored last night so I decided to jag.

by JMAX July 17, 2005

A political viewpoint, agenda or vendetta that one holds personally, and is not afraid to speak out on openly, loudly or obnoxiously, no matter how uninformed or ill-conceived

He was on some sort of political jag that night.

by jnwrx1 February 04, 2009

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Just another Ginger, an acronym used to put people in their place if they over praise a ginger.

JAG: MHO "Chick Norris" is overrated. Bruce Lee never needed a freaking gun to kick ass and Bruce Lee isn't a ginger. Don't get me wrong I love to make grandiose lies about him and stuff like that. However, he is nothing compared to Bruce Lee. Mr. Chuck Norris is a "J.A.G." : just another ginger.

Shut up about Ron Weasly, nobody asked you, you're"JAG"

by Mothcoctw September 23, 2010

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a sad individual who is ugly to the extreme

that guy looks like a jags

by Anonymous November 04, 2003

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Rivethead slang for anything cool especially something related to rivet fashion, music or body mods.

Johnner: Dude did you see the commando boots that dude was wearing.

Lex: Yeah, they were Jagged.

by Nanoforge March 06, 2011

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Jags is a word meaning 'many'. It was discovered by myself and a fellow bretheren back in late 2002 when we were in absolute dismay as to describe how much we had of a certain green substance. Utter Jags, we said, Utter Jags...

The crazy clown opened up with a rifle and killed 'JAGS' of people in a desperate attempt to resolve the differences within his psychopathic schizo mind. The clown was finally apprehended when utter 'JAGS' of police reinforcements arrived with that guy from Crank and kicked the crazy clowns ass back to clown school.

by Kultivator February 13, 2010

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abbreviation for jewish american ginger
Someone jewish from america who just so happens to be ginger

Arthur: ouch, i touched my hair and burnt myself.
jack: stupid ginger
Arthur: ouch, i touched my foreskin but then realised that it wasnt there.
jack: stupid jew
Arthur: Ouch, i havent eaten in 2 minutes and my stomachs rumbling
jack: stupid american, in fact your a JAG

by harrrissson robberrrts June 27, 2009

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