Guy 1: “Woah look! Jade as hell!”
Guy 2: “Totally!”
Girl 1: “What’s Jade?”
Girl 2: “It’s someone beautiful. Like that hot girl over there.”
Guy 2: “Totally!”
Girl 1: “What’s Jade?”
Girl 2: “It’s someone beautiful. Like that hot girl over there.”
by Xbzbxnjx June 11, 2021
by DepressedUnicorn:( May 22, 2019
Jade is a person you would love to have in your life she is caring, loving, helpful will always be there for you she is one of the best people ever. But don't mess with her bc man does she ever know how to fight. She has been through hell but she found a way to get back up off of her feet. When ever you need her she'll be there for you no matter what, no matter how far you are she'll figure out.
by Sutton-langille June 9, 2020
When an IT item is 'bad' or turned green aka tampered with. Typically when an automated server is messed with by a human making it turns jade. Also known as drift.
this is a smaller part of the ranking system of automated infrastructure.
Gold=good, bronze=degraded, green=jade
this is a smaller part of the ranking system of automated infrastructure.
Gold=good, bronze=degraded, green=jade
by lxlemonsxl March 24, 2021
Jade (Male)
Jade is a guy who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. He has been through hell but always gets back on his feet and shows the world he is strong enough. A very naturally handsome guy and someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday with and someone you can always count on too be there!
Jade is this awesome guy who is funny and always lights up a room with his smile. He makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. He trusts until he can't anymore, but only because you gave him a reason. He is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what he believes in. He believes in fairy tales and happily ever after. Don't mess with him or his friends, he'll make you regret it. He's popular and has been through so much. He won't let anything stop him from chasing his dream. He is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. Once you meet him you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.
A beautiful/hot guy. You get just about everything with him. Jade's are usually very nice and you'd be lucky to have one as a friend.
Male; He's the shit. Obviously, and it's impossible to forget him. Why? Because nobody forgets the most awesome people they will ever meet. He kicks complete ass. He is just a kick ass person.
Jade is a guy who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. He has been through hell but always gets back on his feet and shows the world he is strong enough. A very naturally handsome guy and someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday with and someone you can always count on too be there!
Jade is this awesome guy who is funny and always lights up a room with his smile. He makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. He trusts until he can't anymore, but only because you gave him a reason. He is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what he believes in. He believes in fairy tales and happily ever after. Don't mess with him or his friends, he'll make you regret it. He's popular and has been through so much. He won't let anything stop him from chasing his dream. He is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. Once you meet him you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.
A beautiful/hot guy. You get just about everything with him. Jade's are usually very nice and you'd be lucky to have one as a friend.
Male; He's the shit. Obviously, and it's impossible to forget him. Why? Because nobody forgets the most awesome people they will ever meet. He kicks complete ass. He is just a kick ass person.
Jade is my best friend.
He is such a jade.
I wish I had a Jade. He could be my bae any day.
Oh my god, did you see Jade yesterday? He was so hot!
Kim: Do you remember Jade?
Brizzle: How could you not remember Jade?
Kim: EXACTLY.
Dammnnn, that guy is so Jade
Girl 1: Hey it's jade!
Girl 2: OMGGGG!!!! Should I talk to him??
He is such a jade.
I wish I had a Jade. He could be my bae any day.
Oh my god, did you see Jade yesterday? He was so hot!
Kim: Do you remember Jade?
Brizzle: How could you not remember Jade?
Kim: EXACTLY.
Dammnnn, that guy is so Jade
Girl 1: Hey it's jade!
Girl 2: OMGGGG!!!! Should I talk to him??
by Girl world November 23, 2021
Jade is the name of the girl who's clingy, wierd, awkard, but cute
She can beat you ass when you really piss her off
She's honest and she don't care if she hurts you
even if she's kind of mean , if your sweet w her she'll treat you like a queen
she cares about her friends
she dont really works hard at school bc its boring
but she pass.
shes bored by legit everyone
and she basically date every guy.
She can beat you ass when you really piss her off
She's honest and she don't care if she hurts you
even if she's kind of mean , if your sweet w her she'll treat you like a queen
she cares about her friends
she dont really works hard at school bc its boring
but she pass.
shes bored by legit everyone
and she basically date every guy.
guy 1: yooooo i'm dating that jade... she's kinda annoying
guy 2: wait. is that the jade i broke up w yesterday ?
guy 1: yea.
guy 2: such a whore
guy 2: wait. is that the jade i broke up w yesterday ?
guy 1: yea.
guy 2: such a whore
by heeheeyanoo May 25, 2019
Jade is a wonderful person who’s hot but will give you hardcore anal sex I’m talking about that hardcore anal. But jades also don’t have big asses usually, they have tight asses to put your meat in. Jades always love a bit of custard in their canal! Anyways, a jade is usually someone who is so fucking Asian they can’t see shit like they eat woof woof dog like dog. Jade has no boobies but mosquito bites instead. Still hot for some reason. They love soccer, masturbating wolves and s’mores that were made during gay pride parades.
They also like watching the office for some god unknown reason. Look I’m talking about a true jade also they make you wear a condom during oral sex. Gay!!!! Which is why you fuck that bitch in her ass!!! Boo-Yah!
They also like watching the office for some god unknown reason. Look I’m talking about a true jade also they make you wear a condom during oral sex. Gay!!!! Which is why you fuck that bitch in her ass!!! Boo-Yah!
by LilBoyMickeyTheMouse102 November 12, 2020