Jacob Smyth 

The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.

“Jacob Smyth really popped out at the party last night!”

Jacob Smyth by PlutoniumGinger May 8, 2024

jacob smith 

slave owner

omg see all those coons with Jacob smith

jacob smith by jakemjao394ja7474 December 13, 2017

Jacob smith 

A lil bitch

That jacob Smith is getting on my nerves.

Jacob smith by Byorf February 26, 2019

Jacob Smith 

A man that is funnier then Taylor Stanley and gets the most bitches in the world

Jacob smith snagged all the bitches from Taylor.

Jacob Smith by Displexified January 25, 2022

Jacob Smith 

Jacob Smith is a really hot attractive person. Jacob is the sweetest person ever and perfect. he off limits though lol take the L bozo.

Loser: “Who’s jacob smith again?”
Me: “Jacob Smith is like better than you basically”
Loser: “Oh. Thank you. I don’t know if I wanna be Jacob Smith or be WITH Jacob Smith”
Me: “Okay well get in line”

Jacob Smith by SeggsHaver3000 January 25, 2022

John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith 

His name is my name ,too.

Whenever we go out, the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith DADADADA. It's goddamn annoying. I wish they'd all go back to their own lives.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith by J.J.J. Smith III Esq. August 25, 2008

jakob smith 

A person who always catches fire when hanging out with friends

Wow he is such a Jakob Smith we should carry a fire extinguisher with us

jakob smith by Bible thumper 6.66 April 9, 2017