jacket boner

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The bunching up of a zipper so it appears as if you have an erection protruding from your jacket.

Jim had a jacket boner and we laughed at how small it was.

jacket boner by Trevor Cobbs March 24, 2008

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Jacket boner

A jacket boner is when your jacket zip pops up into the shape of a boner.

HAHAHAHAHA look that dood has a jacket boner

Jacket boner by connor holling September 12, 2019

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boner jacket

Jacket made of erected foreskin.

Wow, Joey has one hard boner jacket.

boner jacket by The_Fondler March 9, 2016

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jacket boners

when you are wearing a zip-up jacket of any brand

and when zipped up it looks as if the zip line has multiple boners because of the numerous humps.
could also look like vaginas in extreme cases

Ugh stupid jacket boners

jacket boners by TheJacketKing February 18, 2011

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jacketbones

Some twink on tumblr who likes skeletons. He is fun, but also a simp.

Someone: hey what are you looking at?

A gay Undertale fan: Oh just this blog, Jacketbones.

jacketbones by Fingersinmyazzz November 9, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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