Jacked Jesus

Jacked Jesus is like Jesus but is short and stronger around the height of 5'3, if he flexes on you, you will disappear into dust in an instant, like being thanosed, he is too strong some people say but they are right!

Jacked Jesus: *Flexes*
You: *Disappears*

Jacked Jesus by The Priest Logan December 10, 2019

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jacked up to jesus

when your hair is so high Jesus can touch it

source: toddlers and tiaras

your hair is jacked up to jesus

jacked up to jesus by jymmrtn October 31, 2014

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