Jack of all offs

A man who has mastered all ways of masturbation. Also has the ability to masturbate anywhere at anytime, at will without remorse.

Tim is a Jack of all offs because he can masturbate with anything.

by Sir Bitchin lots December 30, 2010

Jack off all trades

A dilettante with tools; someone who thinks they can fix lots of things, but actually hacks the job. A homeowner who tries to handle all aspects of home repair, but has no skills.

Also used as a verb.

Noun: Bob really spends a lot of time on projects, but nothing works. He's a Jack off all trades.

Verb: I just like buy all the best tools, but really I just jack off all trades.

by clayshingle February 13, 2010

Jack off all Trades

Someone who's so easy to get in bed with, they'll jack you off for basically anything.

"Jared's a total Jack off all Trades, I said I'd get him McDonalds if he blew me, and man did he enjoy those McNuggets."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

Jack off all trades

A person who does not use profession as criteria for choosing sexual partners

- How'd you swing that? I thought Jane only fucked above a certain income bracket.

Naa man, she's a jack off all trades

by michaelstripe December 12, 2007