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jack nut 

a insult usally directed towards a pricish person. Possibly made up while rambling anger towards a person.
God dammit! Ur such a fucking jack nut!
jack nut by PoniesArntUs April 7, 2009

cracker jack nut 

Some one lacks intelligence or simply forgets he's being stupid in other words it's a word that i made up and gave the meanin to my bro travis
"hey travis u r being a total cracker jack nut"
cracker jack nut by mr.3000 April 22, 2008

nut jack 

When you are hitting on a guy and another girl/guy swoops in and steals them away.
I was talking to Matt and Christa came over and nut jacked me.

Whenever I got to the club with John, he always nut jacks me.
nut jack by blsquared January 11, 2009

Nut Swinging Apple Jack 

Someone who gets away with doing little or no time for a crime they committed.
The jury got bad instructions he's out on the street like a Nut Swinging Apple Jack

Jack nuts smuck nizzle

an ass clown with hair on it's neezey fizzle on it's nazzle

jack nuts 

when a gentleman has very small testicles (or possibly humongously large ones)
check out the jack nuts on him, he looks like brad micklea!
jack nuts by biz markee August 21, 2003