Jack Met

An extroverted, chaotic yet sweet puppy (not an actual puppy; he's a human) from New York who takes part in a band with his two brothers, Ryan (the keyboard smashing and ukulele strumming bicon please don't take the "bi" part in there seriously with this guy, his true sexuality has not been revealed and I just make unconfirmed assumptions) and Adam (the soft teddy/grizzly bear man who loves gummy bears and just wants to save the world), with the band name being AJR. This soft puppy boi is the lead singer of the band, and is also a multi-instrumentalist 😳 he plays the acoustic guitar, the ukulele, the tambourine, the drums, and loves a good game of ping-pong. I love this boi so 😩✋👌👌👌👌👏😊

Hey look at that sweet, chaotic, extroverted, floofy puppy!! Wait, they're human?? Oh, that makes sense, it's Jack Met!

Jack Met by LegendaryEy3bags May 4, 2021

Jack Met

The lead singer of the popular indie-pop band AJR! Also the funniest member!! (I think????)

"My favorite member of AJR is Jack Met."

Jack Met by A Schlatt Fan March 5, 2023

Jack Metzger 

A idiot that plays Fortnite, and wants to be a cringy Fortnite streamer. Wannabe Fortnite streamer. And likes hot dogs with milk on it.

The Jack Metzger is really retarded and fat.

Jack Metzger by Jack Metzger October 25, 2018

Jack Metcalf 

is hot

Jack Metcalf is very hot and i love him

Jack Metcalf by ProofHere May 14, 2022

Full Metal Jack Off 

The act of wearing army fatigues, camouflage face paint and a combat helmet while whacking off to porn at maximum volume to simulate the sensation of masturbating in the middle of a violent war zone.

I came home from church this morning and went Full Metal Jack Off on my horn.

Full Metal Jack Off by dickvandice October 26, 2013