jack spence 

this little piggy went to market. this little piggy got roast beef. this little piggy went chasing alissa his lover who he may or may not have a chance.

person 1: oh do you see that pig over there
person 2: no mate thats my bruv jack spence
person 1: hes such a queen sometimes

jack spence by lottagotta November 4, 2019

Jack spence 

A person who is admired by many

A great person to talk to

Jack spence, the truest most loyal trust worthy person you will ever meet

I aspire to be a jack spence
I was to be just like jack spence
Your a great friend you are a jack spence

Jack spence by Jack.s.28 May 9, 2018

jack spencer 

A “jack spencer” is an individual with a rather sharp jawline which can make them appear to have a square head

Derrick is such a jack spencer, i bet he could slice an apple with that jawline

jack spencer by User253946 January 1, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012