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A Comedical Joke involving the billionaire Jack Ma.
Jefferey: "you know Jack Ma"
George: "whos Jack Ma?"
Jeffrey: "Jack Ma balls off"
Jack Ma by Gerald Ulysses March 7, 2021
Words you can keep
An alien, otherwise known as the founder of the company Alibaba. One of the richest men in China.
A two person joke wherein participant A poses the question “Do you know who Jack Ma is?” to participant B. If participant B replies with “No, who is Jack Ma?” then Participant A ultimately concludes the joke with the sexual pun “Jack ma balls off” (itself a comedic phrase intended to sound like “Jack my balls off” but which includes the original individual in question named Jack Ma).
Dave: Yo have you ever heard of Jack Ma?
William: Who’s Jack Ma?
Dave: Jack Ma balls off!
William: oh dude you totally got me I did not see that coming.
Jack Ma by Jung Mook March 7, 2021

Jack Ma’ed

To be told off, disappear and return under suspicious circumstances.
He’s been Jack Ma’ed, what a strange situation
Jack Ma’ed by AJSGP January 20, 2021

Jack Manifold 

The man who’s grind must never stop
My mother just died of Cancer but I can’t stop that Jack Manifold Grind
Jack Manifold by Sol ☀️ March 30, 2021

Jack Manifold 

Jack Manifold

A brilliant writer, comedian, and Twitch streamer with over 700k followers
Have you seen the new Jack Manifold stream?
Yeah, i have! He is quite bald though.
Jack Manifold by JackBrainRot March 24, 2021

jack manifold 

a bald man that was once known as thunder1408
is that jack manifold, the bald guy?
jack manifold by mqnifold March 24, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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