Jabbalt

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Combination of Jackass, Asshole, Bitch, Balding, Apocolyptic, little Tyrant.

'That little kid just kicked my dog. What a jabbalt!'

Jabbalt by Miuccia Prada December 27, 2007

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Jabralter

When one fucks the ass cheeks of another.. almost like titty fucking but with the ass

Guy: Man did you see that bitch she was fine!!!

Other dude: Yeah Id give her the Jabralter ( Serious Voice)

Guy in Prison: Damn man my ass cheeks really hurt!

Other dude: I have mastered the fine arts of the Jabralter

Jabralter by KohnDre November 15, 2011

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Jabbatoir

A place where people who don’t have the ability to think critically go to get their Covid-19 vaccine.

You can find your local Jabbatoir in McDonalds or Primark.

“Have you been to the Jabbatoir to have your vaccine yet?”

Jabbatoir by CFG1 July 22, 2021

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Jabbaitis

Pronounced"Jabba-itis" this is when someone is so fat their body shape resembles that of Jabba The Hutt

Guy 1-So I went on a blind date and the chick that showed up had Jabbaitis,I said I felt sick and left ASAP.
Guy 2-Damn I woulda dipped too.

Jabbaitis by OffensiveTrashbag March 26, 2017

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jabbal

A common weapon in India used by people above the age of thirty who were raised in the slums.
Stings very badly after hard wackings from beggars. One of the most worst tortures known in India.
Also know in the western world as flip flops.

That beggar whooped me with that jabbal for not giving him money.

jabbal by I love bill gates January 13, 2020

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jabbatoir

A place where people who cannot critically think go to get their Covid-19 vaccine. You can fomd a Jabbatoir in your local Primark or McDonalds.

“Have you been to the Jabbatoir to get your jabs yet?”

jabbatoir by CFG1 July 22, 2021

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Jabbatoe

Jabbatoe is similar to camel toe. A jabbatoe is used when a camel toe becomes so swollen and huge the term no longer doesn't justice. A jabbatoe is so big it is often indistinguishable from the person it is attached to.

God damn Jenny has a serious jabbatoe on show this morning.

Jabbatoe by tanud March 28, 2015

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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