A wanna be roadman, but in reality the opposite: a non-threatening, slightly overweight, always chillin Buddha.
A Jathavan is always on the hunt for his next wife, he usually does this by stalking nationwide uni TamilSoc pages on social media. This results in a new potential ‘ting’ each month.
Your Jathavan shares traits that all Jathavan’s have, a small penis but a big heart.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!