jose s
literally one of the most manipulative people in the world. scrawny and toxic. tries to blame everything on depression and asthma.
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josé's dick
José's Dick is the good kinda dick. Normal Mexican sized penis with a little extra thickness passed down from his ancient ancestors. Usually, any José with a dick tends to get positive and or remarkable reviews from their sexual mates. Jose's dick is the good dick and can make any asshole, vagina, mouth , or where ever you stick this thing, happy.
José's dick wasn't the biggest but he knew how to make it werk. Even if he didn't know how to werk it, it's amazing.
josé's dick by MacNutHoze October 19, 2015
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Jose S. C.
Has a dick the size of his personality. Loves to look at twitter and get into fights with Naruto fans who disagree with his views on Dragon Ball. Thinks Goku can solo anybody. Is madly in love with the school secretary and will go out and hang out with you whenever. Looks at gay porn every once in a while. Is a big Fortnite player that sometimes sucks but will come in clutch whenever you need it and constantly uses lag as and excuse for losing a 1v1. But overall he is an intellectual who loves Dragon Ball and is fun to talk too about it
Jackson: You lost Jose S. C.
Jose: No I didn't
Jacob: Yes you did you lost a 1v1 to me
Jose: I was lagging
Jose: No I didn't
Jacob: Yes you did you lost a 1v1 to me
Jose: I was lagging
Jose S. C. by BigDaddyJackson69420 March 3, 2022
sloppy jose's
When a guy goes down on a girl that slept with two or more guys that came inside her and tastes the other guys cum..
sloppy jose's by pingo de oro September 8, 2011
Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity
Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.
Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010