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verb. The combination of the two words owned and jewed.
A person getting jewed, and thus owned.
Corban: Man, the apartment complex kept all of out deposit even though there was nothing wrong with it!

Dallas: Yeah, we got joned!
joned by hidden lawyer April 26, 2006
Related Words
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it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d
1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!
joned by eBrian March 21, 2003
That cali bud made me super joned. I couldn't even walk.
joned by joner5000 December 10, 2010
To be owned or even pwned, by a short welsh maths teacher by the name of Mr. Jones.
Player 1: Jesus man, you just got Joned!
Player 2: Aww man

Player 1: Hahaha, I Joned you good and proper
Player 2: Don't use that terminology, it freaks me out man .

Player 1: Woohoo, you just got Joned!
Player 2: *Scared* oh my god he's in this very room!
Joned by Tayla13 March 29, 2008
basically when you smoke that og sticky purple like TheLonerJoner
hey man you are acting really silly rn are you joned?
sahh dude
joned by stickypurpenjoyer March 23, 2023

Joned It 

When you made up a lie and continued with it until you fuck it yourself
"I need work that day but I need to work somewhere else and I need the money however I won't work it anyway."

So do you want the work and money what you need?

No

You've Joned it
Joned It by LePawn November 5, 2020