Joned 

To be drunk, yet you dont have to drink to be joned

mate 1: Proper joned last night man
mate 2: But your straight edge though
mate 1: I know man!

Joned by jonedassbrother July 19, 2010

joned 

verb. The combination of the two words owned and jewed.
A person getting jewed, and thus owned.

Corban: Man, the apartment complex kept all of out deposit even though there was nothing wrong with it!

Dallas: Yeah, we got joned!

joned by hidden lawyer April 26, 2006

joned 

it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d

1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!

joned by eBrian March 21, 2003

joned 

To be under the influence of marijuana. To be stoned.

That cali bud made me super joned. I couldn't even walk.

joned by joner5000 December 10, 2010

Joned 

To be owned or even pwned, by a short welsh maths teacher by the name of Mr. Jones.

Player 1: Jesus man, you just got Joned!
Player 2: Aww man

Player 1: Hahaha, I Joned you good and proper
Player 2: Don't use that terminology, it freaks me out man .

Player 1: Woohoo, you just got Joned!
Player 2: *Scared* oh my god he's in this very room!

Joned by Tayla13 March 29, 2008

joned 

basically when you smoke that og sticky purple like TheLonerJoner

hey man you are acting really silly rn are you joned?
sahh dude

joned by stickypurpenjoyer March 23, 2023

Joned It 

When you made up a lie and continued with it until you fuck it yourself

"I need work that day but I need to work somewhere else and I need the money however I won't work it anyway."

So do you want the work and money what you need?

No

You've Joned it

Joned It by LePawn November 5, 2020