Joned

To be drunk, yet you dont have to drink to be joned

mate 1: Proper joned last night man
mate 2: But your straight edge though
mate 1: I know man!

by jonedassbrother July 19, 2010

joned

verb. The combination of the two words owned and jewed.
A person getting jewed, and thus owned.

Corban: Man, the apartment complex kept all of out deposit even though there was nothing wrong with it!

Dallas: Yeah, we got joned!

by hidden lawyer April 26, 2006

joned

it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d

1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!

by eBrian March 21, 2003

joned

To be under the influence of marijuana. To be stoned.

That cali bud made me super joned. I couldn't even walk.

by joner5000 December 10, 2010

Joned

To be owned or even pwned, by a short welsh maths teacher by the name of Mr. Jones.

Player 1: Jesus man, you just got Joned!
Player 2: Aww man

Player 1: Hahaha, I Joned you good and proper
Player 2: Don't use that terminology, it freaks me out man .

Player 1: Woohoo, you just got Joned!
Player 2: *Scared* oh my god he's in this very room!

by Tayla13 March 29, 2008

joned

basically when you smoke that og sticky purple like TheLonerJoner

hey man you are acting really silly rn are you joned?
sahh dude

by stickypurpenjoyer March 23, 2023

Joned It

When you made up a lie and continued with it until you fuck it yourself

"I need work that day but I need to work somewhere else and I need the money however I won't work it anyway."

So do you want the work and money what you need?

No

You've Joned it

by LePawn November 5, 2020