A person who posts on the popular former *NSYNC messageboard the JJB. In order to become a JJBer, it is encouraged but not required to be (but not limited to being) an attention whore, 32 year old virgin, have an IQ of 48, have multiple personalities, a vivid imagination, post controversioal topics just for results, or any other variety of annoying behaviors or characteristics.
A girl with meat hanging from her vagina? A young man named Steven who poops from his penis? A 'homeless' scam artist with a crooked nose ring? Just a few of JJB's finest JJBers.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'