JJ Watt

Justin James Watt. Number 99 on the Houston Texans. NFL Badass. Has played Defensive End, Tight End, and Halfback. Can pretty much play any position and kick a shit ton of ass. Super Sack Machine. Can bench 225 pounds 37 times without stopping. Eats 9000 calories a day. Anyone that can get a sack and kickass.

Example 1 : Announcer - Well {JJ Watt} is now the only player to be the sack leader tackle leader turnover leader passing leader rushing leader reception leader kick leader punting leader and return leader.
Example 2 : High school football player - Damn I just pulled off a {JJ Watt} that entire game!
Friend - Yo Jim! I just gave that girl a {JJ Watt} when I she wanted head!

JJ Watt by 13Steaks27 May 5, 2016

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Friday night live with J.J watt

a funny Show that comes on every Friday night

JJ watt:welcome to friday night live!!Crowd cheers .Friday night live with J.J watt

Friday night live with J.J watt by Brown skin beauty July 14, 2020

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jjwatt

jjwatt- he is the best person in the world. He is the best football player and he is built like a tank. He has a big pp as well

jjwatt is his husband..freak in sheets;)

jjwatt by anonymous November 17, 2021

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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