JJ Watt

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Justin James Watt. Number 99 on the Houston Texans. NFL Badass. Has played Defensive End, Tight End, and Halfback. Can pretty much play any position and kick a shit ton of ass. Super Sack Machine. Can bench 225 pounds 37 times without stopping. Eats 9000 calories a day. Anyone that can get a sack and kickass.

Example 1 : Announcer - Well {JJ Watt} is now the only player to be the sack leader tackle leader turnover leader passing leader rushing leader reception leader kick leader punting leader and return leader.
Example 2 : High school football player - Damn I just pulled off a {JJ Watt} that entire game!
Friend - Yo Jim! I just gave that girl a {JJ Watt} when I she wanted head!

JJ Watt by 13Steaks27 May 5, 2016

Words you can keep

Friday night live with J.J watt

a funny Show that comes on every Friday night

JJ watt:welcome to friday night live!!Crowd cheers .Friday night live with J.J watt

Friday night live with J.J watt by Brown skin beauty July 14, 2020

Related Words

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jjwatt

jjwatt- he is the best person in the world. He is the best football player and he is built like a tank. He has a big pp as well

jjwatt is his husband..freak in sheets;)

jjwatt by anonymous November 17, 2021

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026