JGM
JGM by DragsterKing July 16, 2011
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cashier: hey how are you today
bob:good,you?
cashier :good, is this all for you today sir.
bob: yep
cashier:*scans items and brings up total* that will be $109.98
bob: Okay, i'm paying with cash and this is more than i expected so give me a minute to get it.
cashier: no problem
*10 minutes later*
cashier:you got it yet
bob: no i cant find a penny i have $109.97
cashier; jgmyfm and ill pay for the 1 cent
bob:good,you?
cashier :good, is this all for you today sir.
bob: yep
cashier:*scans items and brings up total* that will be $109.98
bob: Okay, i'm paying with cash and this is more than i expected so give me a minute to get it.
cashier: no problem
*10 minutes later*
cashier:you got it yet
bob: no i cant find a penny i have $109.97
cashier; jgmyfm and ill pay for the 1 cent
jgmyfm by 69iwfmgita April 10, 2021
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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