JG Wentworth

The act of secretively taking ones finger and briefly swiping your partner's coinslot and then inserting it into the unsuspecting person's nasal cavity.

Dude, last night while I was undressing my girlfriend totally pulled a JG Wentworth on my ass! I had no idea how bad my ass stank!!

by JS&CO August 12, 2011

jg wentworth

a company that thrives on other peoples misery. structures settlement puchasers

Wow jg wentworth sure is a bunch off assholes, eh?

by officer barbrady April 1, 2008

J.G. Wentworth

This is a douchebag that handles stupid peoples money. He shouldnt be able to handle his own nads, let alone other peoples hard-earned money. This man is the biggest douchbag EVER.

"its my money, and i need it now!" "STFU J.G. Wentworth!!!"

by Zellular February 23, 2009

J.G. Wentworth

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J.G. Wentworth
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by GainTrain June 2, 2014