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JFK'ed

Getting royally fucked over for a simple mistake or an in-direct joke at the said person, we like to call this ''JFK'ed''. If you don't agree with their terms and ideas you'll get ''JFK'ed'', make sure you've got money in your Paypal account as well otherwise, you'll get ''JFK'ed''

-Hail Raares
Person 1: Yo Mr. Wallidruid hassani, please stop scamming people.
JFK: No, I don't think I will. *bans*
Person 1: *JFK'ed*
by hail raares April 13, 2020
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JFK'ED

When playing a video game one person in your group or team is suddenly sniped from nowhere. Resulting in a sudden oh shit moment.
Me and Mike were capturing an objective when he got JFK'ed. It scared the shit out of me.
by Cry Havoc December 20, 2021
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JFK'ed

To miss someone the first time with a snowball, and then hit them directly in the face with the second snowball that's thrown.
Dustin- Dude i JFK'ed her so hard yesterday!
Bob- What?!
Dustin- Yea man, i missed hitting her with the first snowball and then i JFK'ed her with the second one!
by DusTron February 14, 2012
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jfked

the act of stealing another players items on runescape
person 1: "Awww man... I just lent my Poonslayer420 my full bandos and he put me on ignore"
person 2: "l0l that nigga jfked you"
by 7 for 20 July 30, 2018
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The act of getting SNIPED in the back of your giant head and dying.
The dad in the giver told the baby to get jfked and proceeded to shoot him in the fucking head.
by Smalldickbigdreams6969 March 6, 2021
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JFKed

When getting head your load is so powerful it forces the head to jerk back and to the left. "You JFKed her"
by Fosbury January 28, 2007
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JFKed

When a man perchs on the headboard of his bed, jerking off, trying to shoot a load on his significant other, while they walk around the bed waving to an imaginary crowd of people.
Man: Ugghh! Take that bitch!
Woman: Oh, I've just been JFKed!
by littlegold August 21, 2006
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