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JBL John Bradshaw Layfield 

A guy who only ever won the tag team titles for a short time and was european champ for less than a week before losing it at a house show that was suddenly made out to be a big time player on smackdown! because all the big names are on RAW now. A clothesline is not a finishing move. And the WWE champ shouldn't have such crap intro music... a cow fucking moo's in it...
JBL is the WWE champ? WTF?!?!
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jbl john bradshaw layfield 

The reason why Smackdown sucks at the moment. The fact that the writers lets this guy hold the WWE title a couple of weeks before he struts around Germany saluting the Nazi is just stupid.

Also see Nazi.
All heil the nazi as he becomes the worst ever WWE Champion since Kevin Nash!

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield 

One of the most loyal, hard-working and superb wrestlers ever to grace the WWF/WWE. Since his change to the JBL character, he has developed enormously into a major talent in WWE programming and was most deserving of his 10-month reign as WWE Champion. He truly did not deserve to lose to Cena in such a short match at WMXXI after such a great tenure.
JBL is one of the all-time greatest, and, I'm telling you, if he hit you with a Clothesline From Hell in real life, you would most definitely be finished!

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield 

The worst Champ since records began. The guy deserves shooting, preferably by his ex tag team partner Faarooq.
The guy was cool when he was a member of the Acolytes, but now he sucks because he got his own head stuck righhhhht up his ar$e.
Please fire him.
John Bradshaw Layfield must be hung, drawn, quartered, burnt and re-burnt. All in favour say HELL YEAH!!!!!!!

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield 

I can't believe John Bradshaw Layfield his getthing another WWE Smackdown Championship title shot.

This is a great example of John Bradshaw Layfield backstage political powers, this guy almost has the same power of HHH.
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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